Victoria Salomon Fri May 27, 2011 12:13 pm
Seeing her students dressed and ready, Victoria motioned for everyone to take a seat. Once they were in place she began.
“Flying is more than getting on a broom and going off into the sky,” she said. “Sure, that’s what it looked like, but when you get into everything that is involved in flying, it’s far more extensive than straddling a hunk of wood and taking off.
“For example . . .” She motioned to the rain outside. “You need to know your environment. At some schools they’d make you get on the broom in your uniform and tell you to take over, ‘cause that’s the way it’s been done for the last 300 years.” She snorted. “People might think you look kinda funny dressed as you are, but you’re going to remain nice and warm and dry while we’re flying in this mess, and that’s just one little part of flying which is usually not thought of as being important.
“And that’s why every year there are dozens of wizards and witches who take off on their brooms and die because they weren’t dressed for that sudden storm that blew up, or they weren’t ready for colder winds, and it chilled them or soaked them, and they got tired and . . .” She whistled while she made a downward spinning motion with her finger, making it look like someone falling from the sky. “Down they go.”
Walking slowly to the window, Victoria continued. “Yes, we will learn the finer points of flying, and come the end of the school year you might just be good enough to be able to play quidditch next year, or—” She almost spit out the word. “Quodpot . . . and maybe a few of you will try your meddle with a little extra credit—“ She glanced around the room, then tapped on the window. ”But before we get to any of that, you’ll work on your technique out there, at different times of the day and night, in the heat and the cold and the wet and dry. We will do this together, you and I. And when we reach the end of the school year, I know, I’m going to be glad to say you made me proud.”
Victoria’s tone turned stern in an instant. “But there is something you need to understand: when we are on the pitch, you are the students and I am the instructor. And when I give you an instruction, it will be followed. I’m not out there talking because I like the sound of my voice, I’m talking because I’m trying to impart what I know about flying to you.” She fixed her gaze upon each student for a moment as she told them, “I don’t care if you came out of your mama’s womb clutching a broom in your wrinkled gray hands, no matter how much you now know—I know more. I know a hell of a lot more.
“If I think you’re not paying attention to a lesson, I’ll ground you until you are. If I think you’re trying to get away with something by stretching the envelop of the lesson because you’re bored with how slowly I’m going, I’ll knock you off your broom and see if that wakes you up.” She crossed her arms, her face growing cold. “And if you think you’re going to get me to change anything by constantly pushing my buttons until I give up and give in to your desires, I will kick your butt off my pitch and you won’t return until I’m ready for you to return.
“There are two rules to keep in mind throughout this class. One: the instructor is always right. Even when she is wrong, she is right.” Victoria smile broadly. “Particularly when she’s wrong, she’s right, ‘cause she’s not going to let you know she’s wrong. But that almost never happens . . . almost.” She stepped away from the window and returned to the front of the class. “And, two: you worry about yourself and only yourself. Don’t worry about your friends or the other classmates or . . .” She glanced at Annie and gave her a little wink, “whomever—you worry about yourself and yourself only. Worry about what you are doing on the broom, how you are flying and nothing else.” Victoria indicated herself. “I’ll worry about you. And that’s all you need when it comes to worry.”
She looked about the class. “Any questions, witches?”